Beer’s to stay away from

It hasn’t been long since I’ve been 21, but I certainly have found some nasty beers. Most of these I tried because I liked their commercials or the bottle looked cool. Don’t fall for it!

1. Any beer made by FOUNDERS. It tastes fine at first then an awful, bitter aftertaste hits you like a sock filled with bars of soap. I had two sips and decided it wasn’t worth the pain.

2. DOS EQUIS. I tried this beer purely from the commercials. The worlds most interesting man (Dos Equis guy) is awesome, he’s the one guy I wish I could have a bromance with because he’s badass and is always surrounded by beautiful ladies, but the beer itself didn’t live up to my expectations and was a huge disappointment.


3. SHORTS. I was out with some of my friends who would be classified as hipster so hipster that they wear suspenders. They wouldn’t stop talking about how amazing this beer was. Lets just say I get why people say stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason  now.

4. STELLA ARTOIS. I was looking for something different maybe a little fancy when I stumbled on this cold beverage they called beer. I guess fancy means an old skunky tasting beer with cool wrapping on the bottle which turned out to be a bigger pain than anything else.

In the end there isn’t much better than a simple, plain BUD!

 

 

 

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